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Hello! This is a test.
I hope it works!
October 2009
2 posts
I'm about to get a massive headache because of...
Today I got a virus. Someway, somehow, I got a virus. Rather, my computer got a virus.
I was doing nothing out of the ordinary, just searching web tutorials on how to format Wordpress category links, then BAM! I got a popup.
“Weird,” I think to myself. “Chrome is usually pretty good about stopping these.”
I Xed out of it and go about my business. A few minutes later,...
Me: "If something happened to you that should be on the news, which local station would you call?"
Ally: "CNN. My life is important."
September 2009
15 posts
Badass way to recycle →
Strange that they probably cost more than the original lenses did.
I am not an athlete.
I have not followed a regular workout regiment for nearly 10 years. The last time my body fat percentage was checked, I was considered obese. My BMI says nearly the same thing.
I do not watch what I eat. I do not push myself. I do not try to stay active. I do not train.
I am not strong. I am not fast. Most importantly, I do not have endurance.
But for some reason I...
70 Miler on dailymile →
August 2009
5 posts
“please come tempt me
steal me from this pristine life
oh so gently
everyone...”
– (great song)
The staples of my working life:
Google Chrome
Mozilla Firefox
WAMP
jEdit
BitTorrent
FileZilla
Winamp
Destroy Twitter
Adobe Illustrator
Adobe Photoshop (sometimes)
Toothpicks and/or Sunflower Seeds Most, if not all, of these things are utilized every time I get on my computer to work. Right now is one of those times, and I’m happy.
Apparently I burned 1,912 Calories this morning. →
That seems like a whole lot. How is it possible that my love handles still squish out over my biking shorts?
My website seems to be down
so I opened up a help ticket with Hostmonster.com to try and get it figured out. I don’t often ever visit my site, so I don’t know how long this has been going on. Here’s all I could think of saying to them:
My website isn’t working. That sucks. My cPanel won’t open up. That also sucks. I payed for 2 years of Hostmonster service less than a year ago, so this...
hardXcore bike gangs
Most unique night of my life. I’m not going to go into detail here (PBR ramblings never make sense the next morning), but riding your bike in a pack of 15 fixie riders all swarming around cars on the street is an experience I think everybody should have.
Hoochie college girls are back in town, and their db frat boyfriends love to shout at large groups of fixie riders.
July 2009
24 posts
I don't think I know how to use the word "cache"...
I’ve decided to bang out a bunch of hardcore design ideas for rhymeswithmilk.com while my computer is internet-crippled. I’m also coming up with a cache of blog post ideas for when that’s up and a-runnin’. Until then, expect few updates here. My iPhone typing is slow and sweaty. The warm phone is making my palms nice & moist, causing it to slip out of my fingers every...
No Internet? All night?
Ally ported our landline phone # to her new iPhone, and when Qwest cancelled our phone service, our Internet went out as well. I spent 20 minutes on hold to figure out that’s why the Internet light on our modem is off, then another 5 to learn that the department I’d need to talk to to resolve the issue is closed for the night.
Qwest has very polite tech support, but slow to get...
“I scattered a small sample of technetium on my father’s tomb at the Verano...”
– Emilio Segrè, the discoverer of the forty-third element, technetium (via Gino Segrè’s “A Matter of Degrees”)
I was talking to a female coworker last night about her love life. Basically, she doesn’t have one these days. She told me that a week ago her and her roommate ran into a guy they both knew. After some drunken blackoutting and general dabauchery, the roommate ended up taking him back to their place for some good lovin’.
The next morning, she said, she woke up topless and with sexy...
I like having friends.
Since I don’t have a Twitter app yet, all my iPhone “tweets” are going to be tumbled.
omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg →
This is what I woke up to. This is going to be a goooooood day.
Also, Google is tearing the “BETA” sticker off of most of their Apps today, including Gmail. This is actually meaningless news since their definition of beta was meaningless to begin with. They said that if an application had a beta sticker on it, then it would simply reinforce that they were constantly working on...
thehumancondition:
From July 4th (I forgot I...
